it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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