OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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