what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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