Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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