i barfeds in our rink
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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