You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize