god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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