thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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