You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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