I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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