the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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