I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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