Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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