Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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