how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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