guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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