Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"