Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up http://tfl.nu/y2zz
  Replies (1) Good night (684) Bad night (1105) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (709): i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up http://tfl.nu/cb8k
  Replies (28) Good night (948) Bad night (694) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF? http://tfl.nu/6t5x
  Replies (21) Good night (663) Bad night (1799)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :) http://tfl.nu/0k31
  Replies (53) Good night (11801) Bad night (823) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize http://tfl.nu/1v86
  Replies (50) Good night (4176) Bad night (610) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time. http://tfl.nu/0k6p
  Replies (12) Good night (3618) Bad night (490) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate. http://tfl.nu/5lpe
  Replies (13) Good night (5856) Bad night (986) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me http://tfl.nu/5b8j
  Replies (10) Good night (2963) Bad night (910) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice. http://tfl.nu/2mv5
  Replies (11) Good night (887) Bad night (3272) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen http://tfl.nu/keq8
  Replies (18) Good night (1165) Bad night (8704) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (902): Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro http://tfl.nu/z3ei
  Replies (10) Good night (2879) Bad night (873) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee http://tfl.nu/vhng
  Replies (8) Good night (1883) Bad night (485) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/sfkv
  Replies (7) Good night (834) Bad night (1605) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume. http://tfl.nu/xcgb
  Replies (8) Good night (3344) Bad night (501) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept http://tfl.nu/07xi
  Replies (5) Good night (345) Bad night (944) Order T-Shirt

Randomize