I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude