Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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