Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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