Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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