i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you inspire me to be a worse person
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
