So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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