I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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