I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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