did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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