Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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