I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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