you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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