He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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