I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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