I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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