New low: just hacked my moms facebook
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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