Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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