I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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