so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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