Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
