I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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It's never too late to be topless.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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