My hand turned me down
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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