I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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