Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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