Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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