I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
