i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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