Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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