We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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