I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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