I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Too much gin, very little bucket
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I had to cum in my sink.
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