Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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