Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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