Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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