bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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