well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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