haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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