He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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