Why are handjobs necessary in class?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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