it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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