drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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